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Funny Father's Day Card "This Is Not A Drill"

Funny Father's Day Card "This Is Not A Drill"

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  • GREAT FOR FATHER’S DAY, BIRTHDAYS, OR ANY OTHER DAY – Whether it’s a big occasion or you just need to score points after borrowing his tools (again), this card’s got your back.
  • BLANK INSIDE, BECAUSE YOUR WORDS MATTER (PROBABLY): Write something sweet, sentimental, or sarcastic—it’s your moment to shine.
  • ENVELOPE INCLUDED: Yes, it comes with an envelope. No, it doesn’t come with instructions on how to talk about feelings.
  • QUALITY THAT LASTS LONGER THAN DAD’S JOKES: Printed on thick, durable cardstock that won’t wilt under the emotional weight of dad-level humor. It’s sturdy enough to survive years in the junk drawer.
  • LARGE DIMENSIONS: This card clocks in at a mighty 8.3" tall by 5.8" wide, because heartfelt messages deserve more space than a sticky note.

FAQs

Q: What is your shipping policy?

A: That Is So Dad orders are processed ASAP – usually within 1-3 business days of the order being placed. Please email us if you have any questions about your order or need your shipment to arrive by a specific time. 

Once your order has been processed, your chosen shipping method will indicate how many days it will take for the package to arrive on your doorstep. For orders containing 15 or more of one specific product, there may be a delay in order fulfillment. If this should be the case, we will get in touch with you immediately. 

An email confirmation will be sent to you after your product has shipped.

 


Q: Do you do rush shipping?

A: Of course! We are more than happy to hustle on your behalf – assuming your item is in stock! Please contact us ASAP at info@ThatIsSoDad.com if your order is time sensitive. Also, please triple check that you have selected expedited shipping upon checkout. 


Q: Do you offer free shipping?

A: Sometimes we offer discount codes for free shipping. Check the banner at the top of the website or our instagram for promotions we're running. 

 



Q: Do you accept returns?

A: If you have received defective or damaged merchandise, we will gladly return your items within 10 days of you receiving the product. We ask that you contact us if there is damage and please snap a photo of it.  



Q: Do you accept International orders?

A: Yep, we’re global! That Is So Dad does offer International shipping!

That Is So Dad is not responsible for any customs fees or duties incurred on International shipments. These fees or duties are the responsibility of the purchaser. Please check with your local customs office about rules and regulations that may apply to your order. Please allow 4-6 weeks (4-6 week estimate is for USPS First Class Mail) for International shipments to arrive. We do offer faster shipping methods if you would like to upgrade.

Return Policy

Everyone at That's So Dad is committed to making sure customers are satisfied with our products and happy with their purchases. In the event that your products are not what you expected, you are free to return it within 30 days of your purchase date. We keep things simple because we know what it’s like to be in your shoes. When we purchase from online companies, we too expect a simple return policy that does not confuse or frustrate us.

So just how can we do this? That answer is easy. That's So Dad is comprised of the highest quality products on the market. We take great pride in our merchandise and are very confident that customers will fall in love with our products just as we have. That said, we can deal with a few outliers that happen to be returned.


How To Make A Return

While it disappoints us to know that you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will do everything we can to ensure you have a smooth return process. Below are the steps you need to follow to return an item:

Email info@ThatIsSoDad.com to get an return number  - Before a return can be processed, we need to verify the purchase was made on ThatIsSoDad.com. If a purchase was made from a third-party, we cannot guarantee the quality or condition of our products. We also need to confirm the item(s) being returned were purchased in the last 30 days. We have a generous return policy, but after 30 days all sales are final.Refunds will appear in your account within 3 business days of your return.Repackage your return and ship the package back to the That's So Dad Returns Department via USPS, UPS, or FedEx To:

 

That's So Dad Returns Department

821 S Tremont St, Ste B

Oceanside, CA 92054 



Charges and Credits

Shipping charges - Customers are responsible for shipping costs to return items back to ThatIsSoDad.com.

Receiving your refund - That Is So Dad does not charge restocking fees. You will receive a full refund to the credit card or PayPal account originally used within 3 business days of your return.

 

Damaged or Incorrect Orders

If your item (s) was damaged during shipping, there are missing, or incorrect items, we must be notified within 7 days to correct the issue.

Email us at info@ThatIsSoDad.com with your order number and a description of the problem. For damaged items, be sure to include a photograph to assist us in processing the claim. Once the above has been done, a return number will be issued and a shipping label will be sent for your return. Upon receiving the returned item, a replacement product will be sent.

Replacements cannot be issued without a return number being assigned first. The sooner you notify us the better. Our window for filing insurance claims is limited to 10 days, which means we are unable to refund or replace damaged or missing goods if notified after 7 days.

Shipping Policy

Thank you for shopping at ThatIsSoDad.com, where we strive to offer excellent customer service and simple policies that won’t add stress to your life. Our entire team is dedicated to ensuring overall customer happiness, which starts with fulfilling orders as quickly as possible. This means we do our best to get orders shipped the next business day. Below is some additional information to consider when placing your ThatIsSoDad.com order.

 

Shipping Policy

Free Shipping - Some orders will qualify for free shipping. We're sorry, but due to the very high cost of international shipping, we can only offer free shipping in the USA.

Shipping Carriers - That Is So Dad ships most items via UPS or USPS. While we do our best to get orders delivered quickly, we cannot account for any delays UPS or USPS may have. However, if you let us know of a delivery that arrives outside our guaranteed window, we will gladly refund any shipping charges incurred.

Delivery Time:

  • Standard/Free Shipping: Packages are typically shipped using USPS and normally arrive within 4 to 10 business days (excluding holidays).  

Shipping Confirmation and Tracking

  • Shortly after your order ships, a tracking number will be sent via email with a link to track the package on the shipping company's website.
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Customer Reviews

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Big Daddy
Average

This card worked for Father's day. It was ok, but nothing special. The card was decent quality. Plenty of space to write your own message. Average price.

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S
Very sweet card for dads who like to build things

This Father's Day card is so cute! Perfect for the dad who likes to do construction or build things. Very nice quality card, and I like that you can write your own personal message on the inside. Great choice for Father's day!

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LEBoogieB
Great blank card for the price

I love the front of this card. The card is printed on premium cardstock and the envelope fits the card’s aesthetic. This card is blank inside, so this is perfect for creating your message or allowing a child to. This a great card. Some may think a blank card for this price is not worth it, but again, I love writing my own messages or having my kids write heartfelt messages, so this is a great card for the price.

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Five Stars LLC
Funny Dad Jokes for Father's Day

This card is delightfully fun and reminds me of my dad's corny jokes. He's a "Mr. Fix It" so this card will be a hit this Father's Day. The cardstock is thick and the printing is high quality. The card is a really good size and is blank inside, so you can personalize it to your taste. Overall, this is a really cute card and I definitely recommend it.

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Megan M
Nice thick, quality card

This card is made of thicker cardstock. The images are crisp and exactly as pictured in the listing. I like it came with a little sticker for the envelope closure. A cute touch. It is blank inside so it has a lot of room for your own personal message. Overall, its exactly what I expected and is a nice quality card that I would recommend!

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D & S
Very nice high quality card

Very cute and I love it. It is perfect and nice quality. The card is a nice quality cardstock and the print is very nicely done. The envelope is a great kraft color and goes well with the card. They even give you a cute little sticker that is of a clip and says "I'm holding it all together". I like this card. The price is normal for greeting cards these days.

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MomOfThree
Nice card but arrived bent

This is a cute Father’s Day card. It is printed on very heavy cardstock so it is nice and thick. The inside is blank to allow room to write a message. The envelope is sturdy and includes adhesive, but it also comes with a cute matching sticker to close it. My only complain would be that the card needs to be supported with sturdier cardboard because it arrived misshapen. It’s not creased so hopefully laying a heavy book on it will flatten it out in time.

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Amazon Customer
Great quality

Great quality Fathers Day card. Fun message and will be a nice gift.

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Amy
Thick and great quality

This card is made from nice thick cardstock, and the colors are vibrant and clear. It looks like a high-quality card. It’s a funny exterior message, and the card is blank inside to allow lots of room for a personal message (or drawing).

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Not just a Father's Day card [That's So Dad Funny Father's Day Card (Not A Drill)]

Heavyweight cardstock, crisp graphics, and a humorous cover? What’s not to like? Since the inside is blank, the Not A Drill card isn’t just a Dad/Grandad card for Father’s Day. It works as a birthday card or even as a thank you card. The envelope has a water-based adhesive, and it also comes with a cute binder clip sticker that says, “I’m holding it together”. Too cute! I’m looking forward to giving this to my hubby.

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